Adventures of the Strange Day

Right now, I will tell you a story that is only .1% true….
Everyday, Hannah, Becca, Aubrey, and Paddy, make their way to 1st period at exactly 8:09. However, today was different it was 8:03 and they were ecstatic because today was the day that the superb poet was coming to visit them in 1st period, language arts. However, when they got there, there was not a poet, not a poem, not one sign of a poet. So instead, they sadly watched “School House Rock”. As they were watching the boring educational show, the flammable projector exploded. As they vacated the classroom, the room started to get arid so they were off to 2nd period.
Aubrey, Becca, and Paddy, were walking to 2nd period, band, when they ran into the Band-Aid, Hannah, they call her the Band-Aid because she really is a band aid. She Aids for band. Finally, when they got to the band room, Hannah ran into the room and yelled, “HEY EVERYONE LOOK WHAT I CAN DO!” After she yelled that out, she left. However, later everyone figured out that “Hannah” was not really Hannah, it was her twin sister Jobido. So Jobido was sent to the Wacky Shack where she saw her father. After all of the instruments came to life everyone left for 3rd period, science.
In science, they were not very tranquil because today they were dissecting a cow’s brain. In the middle of the “fun” experiment, the cow’s brain turned into a supreme fairy. The fairy made everything humid so everyone’s hair started getting puffier, and puffier, until his or her hair fell out. After they inflated and were aloft, they plummeted into the wig store luckily and they went to 4th period which they attained to get to on time .When they got to 4th period, Social Studies, they sadly listened to a LONG monotonous speech about the war of 1812 when the soldiers came to life and everyone was in jeopardy. However, everyone had such good posture that the soldiers were scared and died. It was such a triumph to see them segregate from us that they left early to go to lunch.
When they got to lunch, everyone was exited because there was a buffet of cheese. So, as they sat in their swivel chairs, everyone ate the cheesy goodness. At least Aubrey, Hannah, Becca, and Paddy had a good lunch.